For simplicity, I'll make a list...
1. When I told the nurse my weight, her response was "You don't look that heavy." What the heck does that mean?
2. I find out that I can't eat after 2pm on Sunday and I have to drink 12oz. of laxative to "deflate my intestines". Does that sound fun?
3. I have to shower Sunday night and Monday morning in antiseptic to prevent MRSA. Oh, and did I mention I can't wear deoderant for 2 days!!!
4. The nurse who drew my blood had a disorder that causes tremors where her hands shake violently....and of course she had one while the needle was in my vein!
5. I have to wear two hospital bracelets all weekend to verify that my identity and blood type do not change before Monday...seriously!?!? They will be a great accessory to my girls night out!
Of course, when I got home I greased them with lotion, had mom pinch my hands as small as we could get them, and took them off....hopefully they will go back on Monday!
On a brighter note....I am attaching Easter pictures. Aren't they cute!
2 comments:
they are cute and this is worth the read!
Poor thing......I talked to Jessica after your surgery and she told me they didn't have to do as much as originally thought...that's great....sorry I haven't called....I have been thinking about you....I hope you are doing well.
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